Hey Women

• This song was written by Joe at Christmas and the first demo had a complete set of festive lyrics. The chorus sang:
  
  “Christmas time is here,
  It’s the happiest time of the year,
  With people bringing presents over,
  Everyone is Gay”.

• This song, more than any of ours, was inspired by our favourite band, Cable, who came from Derby and split up in 1998. Listen to their music and realise how much we rip them off.

• We wrote this song when we were trying to sell out.

• The melody for the chorus is a slightly altered version of a song that Joe wrote in 2001, when we were a completely different band that played a lot of bad covers. The track was called ‘Winning Smile’. This was about a boy who got bullied for having no teeth.